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"playing dead" is such a great phrase. i'm literally having fun ^_^ being a little silly :P
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.
stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!
I stand corrected there is ONE exception
I haven't been able to get out as much as I'd like to the picket lines, TAG solidarity all the way babyyyyy, but if you come across a nerd with this sign it's me!
Did I forget how to spell "plagiarist" initially cause I got so excited by the pun idea? You betcha.
My hot take is that if youre a fan of a villain in OFMD you should actually be kind of excited for them to die because they're gonna do it real fucking dumb and it's gonna be their moment of fame. Nigel opened the episode with eeeeEEYyYEEeeee and looking through a telescope then he bullied Stede so bad Stede hit him in the back of the head and he stabbed himself through his EEYyYEE on the way down. 10/10 perfect hilarious. Jack got into cowboy stand off with a fucking seagull that lasted for a minute and then was hit with a cannon ball. Beautiful stunning funniest anyone's ever done it. Chauncey kidnapped Stede at gunpoint, went on a homophobic screed and then tripped over a tree branch and shot himself in the face through the same eye his brother got stabbed through. Amazing. Less funny than the other two but still spectacular. If any of these douchebags are your special little guy you should understand that this is the moment of glory, the going out with a bang. I can't wait to see how Izzy and Hornigold and Prince Ricky eat shit. I want three villain deaths minimum. And I want them to all try and probably fail to upstage the current reigning champion of dying like an idiot Calico "lost a fight to a bird" Jack. I want them to bring Jack back and kill him again even dumber this time.
when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia
(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)
post dedicated to the scab actors and writers
damn. this post blew up. read up on the West Virginia Coal Wars and remember not to cross picket lines. unionize.
real southerners support labor rights